Author B. C. Young is posting flash fiction stories by other authors on his blog this week. I have the significant honor of being first up (probably due to sending him my story five minutes after he asked). The story is a previously unpublished sci-fi story for kids called Watch Where You Winkle (also for adults with a snarky sense of kid humor).
It's short. Really, you could read it in the time it will take you to read this post, assuming you read this post pre-coffee and the story post-coffee.
So, go read Watch Where You Winkle. Laugh or groan as you see fit. Leave a comment. Get another coffee, and perhaps a danish. Smile.